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Casey Anthony Circus Car Crashes, Injures Two Clowns

08/10/2010

OMG!

OMG!

OMG!

Breaking news…just coming across the wire!  In what was described as a near fatal car wreck…

After reading their latest motion, I almost called 911.  Really!  I couldn’t breathe!

What is turning into, what could become, the pissing match of the decade, Mr. Baez and Mr. Mason have outdone themselves in childish foot stomping and making fisties!  I am embarrassed for two grown men and ‘supposed’ lawyers to be behaving like this and I so wish I could be in chambers when Judge Perry reads their latest piffle!

The clowns have filed RESPONSE TO MOTION TO QUASH THE COURT’S ORDER ON DEFENDANT’S APPLICATION FOR SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM FOR THE DOCUMENTS IN THE POSSESSION OF TEXAS EQUUSEARCH BASED ON BAD FAITH in response to Mark NeJame’s motion accusing Anthony’s defense of acting in “bad faith” in trying to access information about volunteers with the group.

It goes beyond the pale and oversteps the boundaries of professional decorum.

The clowns tell Judge Belvin Perry that nothing Mr. NeJame said is true and that NeJame is only looking for fame and glory and NeJame tried to convince Cindy and George to fire Casey’s original clown, blah, blah, blah.

Oh yeah, there isn’t a single legal citation!  What a shock, eh?

A few of the priceless nuggets of drivel:

It is apparent that counsel for TES has chosen to not understand the clear and direct theories of defense with respect to his client’s “searching” for the victim. This is really a simple proposition that everyone else seems to grasp.

Uhhh, no, not really everyone grasps wth you are doing!

… if there is evidence of the searches of the area revealing the absence of the remains, then the discovery proves, conclusively, that somebody else had to put the remains there. While this does not necessarily mean that the Defendant was in no way involved in the death of the child (by whatever manner and means), it certainly raises a substantial reasonable doubt as to her culpability.

Say what?does not necessarily mean that the Defendant was in no way involved in the death

After the Defense theory emerged, based on information received from Buchanan and Jordan, the State and apparently TES, in tandem, evolved a position that the remains were there, but simply underwater…

Those of you, who have complete and utter faith in Jordan and Buchanan, press your true buzzers now!

… contrary to the bald assertions without justification by TES counsel, the Defense is not remotely interested in “harassing” any witness. All that we want to do is be able to call the identified persons to ask them whether or not they searched the specific area…

Say, would the calls be deemed harassment by the recipients?

With respect to the repeated and somewhat scandalous assertions by TES counsel, the truth of the matter of what happened in the inspection is set forth in attached Affidavit of defense counsel, Mason. See Exhibit “A”. TES counsel, NeJame, was not even present.

Uh, but his staff sure as heck was!

When the review of the other 2 began, somehow, “mysteriously”, local news media (Channel 6 news reporter with cameraman) appeared in the TES lawyer’s private conference reception room and were seen to be surreptitiously filming your undersigned counsel’s efforts to review files.

And how many of you remember that film being aired???  We must have watched it over and over, all the while snickering!

Mr. Mark Nejame first became indirectly involved with this case, when he solicited the Defendant’s family for representation. See Exhibit “B”.

Upon immediately being retained he (NeJame) felt his client’s interests were best served by going on an all out media blitz.

Pot calling the kettle black!

Nejame made constant attempts to interfere with the undersigned’s (Baez)representation of Ms. Anthony by attempting to convince her parents to fire the undersigned and to hire him. See Exhibit “C”.

Okie dokie, sure, uh huh, yuppers, I always believe EVERYTHING Cindy says!

Exhibit “D” also contains information that it has become clear that Texas Equusearch knowingly sent a Journalist to cover one of the searches on Suburban drive, thereby debunking their shameful arguments that the Texas Equusearch Volunteers somehow had an expectation to privacy.

I remember the very tight restriction of information that Lohr had to abide by, don’t you?

Oh, I could just go on and on, but I can’t breathe again!

Really, you must read the motion and the all the attachments.

No, really!

Guaranteed you will be saying, “OMG! I can’t breathe!  Somebody call an ambulance!”

My sincerest apologies to clowns everywhere!

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  1. FRG
    08/10/2010 at 10:56 am

    Kathi to JB:
    “No legal citation in your latest Motion, why?”
    JB to Kathi:
    What do you mean about that? Cindy is our legal advisor, we attached her email. Have you watched South Park lately?
    Did I make sense? Neither did JB and CM. Good Lord!!!!
    ****************
    “Okie dokie, sure, uh huh, yuppers, I always believe EVERYTHING Cindy says!”
    Yeah right!!! *wink wink*
    Well, I am forced to add that besides Mr. NeJame have quit, Oprah also cancelled C&G appearance on the show and they were also uninvited to be the keynote speaker… I bet someday the A’s dogs will be packing their bags and will leave that house. LOL
    That’s just laughable!!!!

  2. donchais
    08/10/2010 at 11:00 am

    LOL, FRG!

  3. J.H.
    08/10/2010 at 12:04 pm

    Holding my breathe too.DESPERATE PEOPLE DO DESPERATE THINGS.I think these men are the worst of the worst.They will stop at nothing to try to win an unwinnable case.

  4. BEES KNEES
    08/10/2010 at 12:27 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! “NeJame tried to convince Cindy and George to fire Casey’s original clown, blah, blah, blah.” LOL! Casey’s defense and the witty people who write about them have provided me with many belly laughs over the past couple years. Thanks!

  5. donchais
    08/10/2010 at 12:29 pm

    Happy to oblige! They just provide so much material to work with! 😉

  6. khintx
    08/10/2010 at 1:20 pm

    That was great! I love it! thanx kh

  7. Ritanita
    08/10/2010 at 2:22 pm

    I have a headache just reading this stuff. It’s like living in MONDO BIZARRO!

  8. donchais
    08/10/2010 at 3:52 pm

    pssst, Dr. Demento is on the corner handing out RXs!

  9. 38special
    08/10/2010 at 5:33 pm

    Great read Donchais ! Baez must have some OCD syndrome that inexplicably forces him to make a complete ass out of himself every other week or so.
    He simply cannot let a grudge go. Teamed up with the dominatrix of Hopesprung dr. makes for a volatile duo. Ego’s in overdrive, hate oozing from every pore and crayons poised to write motion after motion. Now that Cindy sees her chance to exact her vendetta against Tim Miller, she was ready with her handy dandy rolodex of nastygrams she keeps on file. Clownsmack hopefully will happen soon.

  10. Valhall
    08/11/2010 at 12:51 pm

    LMAO! Lub it!

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