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Casey Anthony: Circus Car Driver Wanted

10/16/2010

It’s official!

Remember back in August I told you the State might be looking to suspend Casey’s license because she owed a whopping $381 in courts fees in the check fraud case?  (See Casey Anthony and Muffin Won’t Be RV’ing Anytime Soon)

Well, as all indigent, convicted felons know JAC doesn’t cover fines, so goodbye license!

Secret photos taken by naughty jailers show Casey signaling Muffin to meet her in the RV which she believes is parked out back!

Surely mom and dad or her ‘boys’ followed her instructions!

But as guards surrounded her and informed her that her privilege to drive has been revoked, Casey looked stunned and confused and asked for a sedative.  She was surreptitiously caught on tape whining, “but what am I going to tell Muffin?  We made plans! Big plans!”

As she was being led back to her cell she finger-poked her eye a couple of times to create the illusion of crying, but savvy guards are on to that little ploy!

I suppose walking may be an option, but Casey proved this summer she hasn’t quite mastered that skill.  Jail officials do tell us she is training hard in her cell!

Ya know, if she had quit ordering beef jerky, hot cocoa, and sports bras she just may have been able to pay her fine!

Meanwhile, correction officers at the jail have informed us that the RV is indeed parked out behind the jail!  Since the announcement of the possible imminent foreclosure on his home, Jose Baez has taken up residence there!

With the help of his counterpart, Cheney Mason, many home and garden improvements have been made and the place now has a real homey feel to it!

At this point, it is unclear who cleaned up all the Bud Lite cans and peanut shells.

Rumors abound that Geraldo Rivera and Jane Valez Mitchell have been seen hanging around the abode.

We are still trying to confirm reports that Cheney Mason submitted a Crayola drawn motion to Judge Perry requesting JAC reimburse him for the charcoal grill and pink flamingos as they are pertinent to preparing a proper defense.

Umm, uhhh…guess you can just call this Silly Saturday!  Enjoy all!

WESH

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  1. offthecuff
    10/16/2010 at 10:18 am

    Very funny, silly story! Love the crayoned motion!! (Cheney probably wanted to colorfully match with Jose’s color-coded depo schedule)

    Jose should be quite proud of his new abode. It has quite a view.

    Perhaps if Jose designates a shrine in his doomed home, he will be able to keep it from foreclosure.

  2. donchais
    10/16/2010 at 10:46 am

    I do believe that Cheney used the color-coded depo schedule as a guide, teehee!

  3. Barb2
    10/16/2010 at 7:06 pm

    I still can’t figure out why daddy George was so concerned that Casey renew her driver’s license; obviously he didn’t know about her outstanding fines!! Too bad.

  4. FRG
    10/16/2010 at 9:47 pm

    OMG donchais, you are too funny!!!

    May I suggest “Todd Black/Gil Cabot as a driver? That would be so perfect!!! I bet you forgot about him huh? LOL!!! Rumor has he made a book/movie deal to Caylee story… hmmmm!!! That sounds plausible to me.

    Thanks for the laugh!!!! Have a great weekend!!!

  5. Ritanita
    10/17/2010 at 2:32 pm

    Donchais, I just love it when you “tell it like it could be”! Even though this is a very serious murder case, it is rife with such absurdities. I can’t think of another one (and there have been many) where we have been so “entertained” with nonsense steadily for nearly two-and-a-half years.

    Thank you for entertaining me!

  6. jon
    10/18/2010 at 12:44 pm

    Why renew the license? Hasn’t the Pontiac been impounded along with Casey?
    Great story!

  7. Suzanna
    10/18/2010 at 2:28 pm

    Hilarious post! Thank you for the much needed humor in the most absurd pre-trial scenario ever!

  8. donchais
    10/18/2010 at 4:46 pm

    Thanks all…I got a bit silly and you can chalk it up to a bit of ‘gallows humor’. Glad you all got a laugh – in this case we need it!

    Justice for little Caylee is the goal and we WILL get there!

  9. tezi
    10/18/2010 at 8:59 pm

    Thanks for the laugh donchais! I wouldn’t be surprised if Jose ended up living in a camp trailer at the courthouse before this is over! Unless he is disbarred first, wishful thinking, I know….LOL

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